OOh Boy! Am I ever going to get flamed! Please know that no disrespect is meant to any candidate (well, maybe Delaney) or his/her supporters. I would happily vote for any of these candidates anyday over ANY Republican. This is simply my small, after midnight, maybe I partook of a recently legalized herb attempt at sharing my admittedly skewed perspective of tonight’s debate. Please don’t be mean!
Here is my well thought out, yet ill considered take on the Democratic Primary Debate #1:
Delaney: A Republican
Gabbard: Fake Presidential Candidate!
Inslee: I’ve done more for reproductive rights *SLAP*… Climate Crisis!
Klobuchar: I’ve done a lot of stuff. No, REALLY!
Beto: “Look, Ma! No Conjugating”
Warren: Superhero
Booker: ”In MY neighborhood...”
Castro: SURPRISE!
Ryan: “Why aren’t you all as pissed off about this shit as I am?”
DeBlasio: “I’ll keep settin’‘em up for ya, Liz.”
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